• House: You bastard! You invited my parents to dinner.
  • Wilson: Geez Cameron's got a big mouth!
  • House: Hah! Not as big as yours!
  • Wilson: Hey! You used me to avoid seeing your parents.
  • House: Well what do you care?
  • Wilson: I don't, I just thought it might be interesting to find out why.
  • House: You could have just asked.
  • Wilson: You would have lied!
  • House: And you would have believed me! Which would have kept us both happy. You want your money back? Is this what this is about?
  • Wilson: No! Wait, what... have you got the money? If you have the money then why did you need the loan?
  • House: I didn't. Just wanted to see if you could give it to me. I've been borrowing increasing amounts ever since you lent me 40 dollars a year ago. A little experiment to see where you draw the line.
  • Wilson: You're.. you're trying to... objectively measure how much I value our friendship?!
  • House: Hey, it's 5 grand. You've got nothing to be ashamed of. So what do you say? One little phone call and one big cheque?
  • Wilson: Fine. Thanks. Now, be a grown-up and either tell mommy and daddy you don't want to see them, or I'm picking you up at 7 for dinner.
  • House: What do you mean? You just said that--
  • Wilson: I lied. I've been lying to you in increasing amounts ever since I told you you looked good unshaved, a year ago. It's a little experiment, you know, see where you draw the line.